To: Mr. Booky

Well..we just started not too long ago..

it's unbelievable..

that we are actually inseparable..

u and me, cuddling in bed..

i really cherish the moments we spent together..

u entertained me..while i touched u softly..

at ur edges..ur face.. every part of you..

intimacy built up as i understood u more and more..day by day..

i recite everything you told me..

trying to remember every detail about u..

ur hair.. ur lips.. ur eyes..

i really wanna luv u ..for now..

so.. well..

till dec 14.. i hope you will still be in my arms..

and that i can caress ur cheek

altho there will never be words exchanged between us.

I ll treat you like Megan Fox, i promise.

But..

after dec 14..

we'll hav to part =)

sry mr. booky..

but ure too woody for me to spend a lifetime with.

yesh!

well..had a great day today =)

at least its meaningful.

managed to cook some really creamy pasta today.

can u believe tht?

i cant fry eggs but i can actually prepare pasta gosh!

thanks to prego and the team xD

anyway 

u know ure really lucky when u leave one-third of wat u need to study for the last day

but still u aced it..

and u know ure merely nt talented in some subject when u try n try but to no avail.

haven't been blogging much cos theres been too much on my mind.

hmm..jiayous.

double woots.

Amazing reply by J.P. Morgan CEO to a pretty girl in a forum

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k
annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is
not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry
rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to
move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)


Ms. Pretty


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Amazing reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse
your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm
not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty' and 'money': Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and
square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income
might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset,
and you are a depreciation asset.. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be
much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a 'trading position'. If the trade value dropped we will
sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order
to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or 'leased'. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we
would only date you, but will not marry you.. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.. If you are interested in 'leasing' services, do contact me...

signed,
CEO
J.P. Morgan :)

woots.

女教師與學生的精彩對答！！

一位一年級的女老師最近被他的一個學生所困擾. 老師問：「你怎麼了？」

學生回答說：「我太聰明了，一年級對我來說太簡單了。我比我姐姐都聰明，可是她卻在3 年級。我覺得我也應該上三年級！」

老師已經受夠他了。於是她把學生帶到了校長辦公室。

她向校長解釋了一下學生的情況.

校長建議應該給學生一個測試，如果他答錯了任何一個問題，他就應該呆在一年級裏. 老師同意了。

學生被叫進了辦公室，老師向他說明了校長的意思，學生也同意了。

校長：「3乘3等於幾？」

學生：「9」

校長：「6乘6等於幾？」

學生：「36」

就這樣，校長問了很多3年級的問題，學生都回答正確.

於是校長對學生的老師說：「我想他可以到3年級上課了。」

學生的老師說：「讓我問他幾個問題吧。」

==============================

老師：「什麼東東牛有4 個而我只有2 個？」

學生：「腿。」

老師：「什麼東東你褲子裏有而我的褲子裏沒有？」
（校長對學生老師問的問題感到很奇怪，她為什麼要問這些問題，校長想。）

學生：「口袋。」

老師：「什麼東東以C開頭，T結尾，上面有很多毛，橢圓型，含有令人陶醉的，乳白色的液體？」
校長的眼睛睜著大大的，想阻止老師繼續問下去，學生回答說：「椰子（Coconut ）。」

老師：「什麼東東進去的時候是即紅又硬，而出來的時候是軟的、有黏液的 ？」

學生：「泡泡糖。」

老師：「什麼事情男人要站著做，女人坐著做，狗用三條腿做？」

學生：「握手。」

老師想了一想說：「現在我將問你幾個' 你猜我是什麼' 的問題，可以嗎？」 　

學生：「好的！」

老師：「你用棍橕在我的裏面，把我頂上，再把我支起來。而我在這之前就變濕了。」

學生：「帳篷。」

老師：「手指會進入我。當你煩躁的時候你會玩弄我。最好的男人一直會有我。」

學生：「結婚戒指。」

老師：「進入過我的東東有大有小。當我不舒服的時候，我就會滴下水滴。當你吹我的時候，你會感到很舒服。」

學生：「鼻子。」

老師：「我有一個堅硬的杆。我的頭可以插入到別的東東. 隨後，那東東就會全身顫抖。」

學生：「箭。」

老師：「什麼單詞以F 開頭，K 結尾，並且有讓人興奮的意思。」

學生：「救火車（Firetruck ）。」

老師的問題終於問完了，校長松了一口氣，擦了擦額頭上的汗說：「讓學生到五年級吧，剛剛你問的那十道題我都全答錯了。」

Psychology tests. Psycho sia = =.

你的真心人是谁？你一生会有无数的爱人，少则七八个，多则20多个。你自己都不知道谁是你的最爱。也许有的人会被你记住，但记住不代表爱情。你戏弄红尘嘲笑爱情，浪逐尘世，也被尘世、爱情、红尘狠狠的报复、惩罚。应该说，这是你自找的。你就象《东邪西毒》的西毒一样，你渴望知道被人喜欢的感觉是这么样的，结果伤害了很多人  
。现在，看到了这个测试结果，你是不是应该考虑来个结束呢？是你回归单纯的时候了  
吧？  

******

在同性朋友眼中，你是[有異性沒人性]的混蛋，
不要一遇到男人就忘記身邊總是支持你朋友，小心到時兩頭空喔！

******

Ｅ類型　雙性緣人

無論三歲定八十歲的人，不分男女，都可以和他們相處得很好，實在是一個人見人愛的知己。在異性眼，中你是一個人緣好、反應快、聰明的人。你就像擁有魔力般，使異性肯為你赴湯蹈火而在所不惜，身邊圍繞著一大堆追求者。在同性眼中，你是個機靈、懂事、有能力的人，俰你在一起總有股莫名的親切感，不知不覺就和你成為好朋友。如果你有困難，只要一出口，無論男男女女都會出手相助。

******

B型→心猿意马型

够格“花”指数评定：★★★★

你本是个安分守纪的人，无奈天生受异性欢迎，所以，这也给你提供了比常人更多的选择机会，因此，你变得心猿意马，无法自制。虽然瞒天过海是极具冒险性的，但你却能从中获得超大的乐趣和成就感呢！请注意：你欺骗别人，也有可能你正被人家欺骗，或许你的另一半也是个花心鬼哟！

******

Accurate sia.

Sighs. Love u,J. =D

Air-veer-ree-teeng.

I lurved my 5-day Raya holiday =D

It was like..wow..loads n loads of enjoyment cramped up in 5 days..

Karaoke session at the gardens..

Fun learning a lil more at church..

Pulau Ketam steamboat at Sg. Long..

Where Got Ghost? with da whole family..

Farewell lunch gathering for Shaun..

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Had loads of fun..

but time for school again..

the nerve-wrecking tests..

the killing heat..

aiyo..honestly i cant stand having lessons without being in an air-conditioned class..

call me pampered or wat..

altho h1n1 posts a threat to our lives , yeah..

but its too much laa..

i need.. my cool air!!

or mayb i should just use a wet cloth and sponge myself cos its not that different from a sauna mind u..

and i dun plan to stay back in ch for another year..

i dun care = = 

for me, ch= torture.

dun asked me y.

i just think tht way.

not physical torture = = its mental torture..

more of it and i ll b deranged someday = =

ughhs.

trials..

didnt really do my best 

but kor said to try to do my best xD

so i can still live with it.

**No thinking done when i write.

Brain hibernating**

Hugs brain, I love u brain.!

sour exams.

“If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys”

well it seems that its lemonade season this week..

and my life is actually flooded with lemons

but i dont have the time to squeeze them all and process lemonade.

if u get wat i mean.

or maybe,

you would prefer the happy tree friends version lawls.

when did cute cartoons become so twisted and sick = =

but its just so entertaining LOL!!!

Oooff im sick.